The 5 “W”s

Why is it okay to have more lawyers per capita than teachers?
When did rudeness not only become acceptable, but encouraged as well?
Where did romance go?
When did it become a political concern who people fall in love with?
Who did put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Why is "absolutely FREE!" never free?
Where did common sense go?
Why is it okay to kill someone because they killed and killing is wrong unless you kill for God and country, then it’s okay as long as you kill the people who you are told to kill because that’s the only time…AUGH!
Why is it ever okay to kill?
Who created Caribou Bars? I really want to know. I want to put that person in my will. Oh. My. God. They are soooooo good.
Why on earth do we pay someone $28,000,000 a year to throw a white ball when we have people going without healthcare?
When did our political system change so much that it’s stopped being " for the people" and become "for the elected"?
What causes hate? Why can’t we stop it?
Who is God? 
When I eat asparagus, why does my pee smell funny?
Why do we covet what we don’t have, and ignore what we do?
Why is the sound of a purring cat so comforting?
Why does a sleeping pill list as a possible side effect drowsiness?
Who really needs instructions on a bottle of shampoo?
Why can’t I stop?

 


Posted on May 10th, 2007 in Banter by .


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